Bacon lip balm

I’m in New York City for a few days for a semi-annual industry conference, Affiliate Summit.  I got to town a couple days early to spend time with my brother’s family in Brooklyn.  His wife Laura had a nice little gift waiting for me when I arrived – a stick of bacon lip balm.

Bacon lip balm

Bacon lip balm

When we opened the bacon lip balm, the actual waxy balm looked like cherry Chap Stick….

lipbalm2…and smelled something like Sizzlean.  Remember Sizzlean back from the late 70s and 80s?

But forget about what it looks like and smells like – lip balm is all about taste, right?  After all, the stuff is going on your lips, so you – and your lucky significant others – will be tasting it.

So what does it taste like?  Ummm…so hard to describe!  It makes me think of canned corn beef hash that has been sitting on a kitchen counter for a couple days.  Not very pleasant.

I think I’m going to peel the label off and use it for pranks.

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